If he denies going through your journal, don’t believe him.
Most people are hiding what they feel.
Never trust a man who wears ankle socks.
Paper beats rock.
Don’t introduce your mom to the man down the street. As she’ll try her best to convince you he’s the one to marry.
Don’t weigh yourself.
History means nothing.
Always tell the truth. Though when he asks, lie about the sex.
You can never do wrong if you’re doing it for yourself.
What’s with the coat?
Don’t bail him out.
Anything is possible.
Question everything.
Don’t reject the oil change light that pops up on your dashboard.
Cream cheese & butter.
Google the lyrics to your favorite songs before you start posting bars verbatim.
Instead, buy a medium.
You won’t die from eating spaghetti for breakfast.
It’s now or it’s not.
Words lose meaning over time.
Never let people decide who you are.
Don’t fret, you can always have more than one favorite.
This sangria is not your friend.
Your ex will call and say something like “missing you is killing me on the inside. My new girl doesn’t even…” Hang up, then block him.
The next day his mom will call. Block her too.
Be grateful.
Those boots? Yes.
They call it chocolate peanut butter covered ice cream with cinnamon on top.
Your heart is the true you.
Until next time.
“I always get to where I’m going by walking away from where I’ve been.” — Winnie the Pooh.
