Dear Reader,
It’s our Christmas in July sale!
Apply today and enjoy all the regal benefits of our card membership.
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Cash Out Practically Anywhere. You can cash up to as many thoughts as you like, with participating parties and individuals from all over the globe. (Subject to cash availability and personal boundaries.)
Mental Health is Assured. As a Mind Your Business Express Card member, your mental health is our top priority. Per request, we can assist by setting up healthy boundaries for yourself and those around you.
Card Lost or Stolen? If your card is lost or stolen, we’ll quickly send you a replacement. Though an emergency replacement will be given to you on that same business day.
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We believe that guarantees like these, truly serve the universal calling of feeling valued.
So why not apply for your card membership today?
You’ll also enjoy:
Delightful Connections, with a host of well-established businesses.
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A Supreme Edge. The Card is honored by some of the biggest names in the world like Lebron James. Plus, it pays for a ton of respect and lots of love too.
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Apply right now! And everything is yours for FREE.
Simply fill out the form and mail it in. And we will start serving you immediately.
Until next time.
“While you’re too busy minding other people’s business, who is busy minding yours?”—Edmond Mbiaka
