1. “Kids are a blessing” is a phrase frequently used by those primarily as a form of gaslighting.
2. Social interactions between fast friends are often weird and not in a good way.
3. We (as a people) are drifting down a steady decline as we very well know it.
4. Dogs are fellow mammals (just like ourselves) that are made to move around as they should not be oddly restrained in PetGear strollers (they look ridiculous).
5. People who say things like “pardon me, I beg your pardon…” also say things like “right” when trying to emphasize a point in an argument.
6. Though eventually in time, we grow into becoming everything we hate.
7. NEWS BREAK: We Are The Aliens.
8. Technically, you have eaten in days.
9. Please don’t hold the door for me if I’m more than 10 feet away. No, maybe eight.
10. Youtube is a special place.
11. Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do. If I want to watch Corey and Topanga all day, then that’s what I’ll do.
12. A quarter what to a half past… WHAT TIME IS IT?
13. Pitbulls need love too.
14. Politics is horseshit.
15. Nothing is original.
Until next time.
“Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.”— Jack Black
