The man who came by this morning to fix the new plumbing system asked me, “if I’d be up to doing something later…”
Except to which, I can’t remember how he specifically said it.
Though I do remember feeling vaguely uncomfortable in between drawn-out conversations about his ex and how much he hated Pokémon cards.
I mean…
Who hates Pokémon cards?
But anyway, I said no.
But then it suddenly hit me that I needed to make a list and that making this list would be a good way to introduce myself.
And I mean, of course to anyone who might find themselves remotely interested in asking,
“if I’d be up to doing something later…”
So here it goes.
For one, I love dirty sneakers.
Vans, Adidas…
GOD, I just love them.
Two. I have these days where I feel imagined almost.
Sort of different, quiet as if I’m non-existent, to which I typically tend to wear anything. And I mean anything or nothing at all.
Three. I hate dinner dates.
Four. Why are we sitting across from each other face to face, trying to hold a conversation, all while trying to eat decently?
Five. By which you’ve already guessed, I’m a messy eater.
Six. The concept of dining out obviously confined to a table for hours is honestly outrageous to me.
Seven. I hate double dates.
Eight. I’m pretty simple, less is usually more.
Nine. Sexual tension is a must. A must.
And ten. For the love of God, please don’t say things like, “adulting…panties…”
Or “let me ask you this…” when you already know the answer to what it is you’re about to ask me.
Dickwad.
Until next time.
“I only went out with those other girls because I hated being alone. But even with them, I was alone, because I wasn’t with you.” —- Cory Matthews (Boy Meets World)
